robinchan33:

accio-luck:

lampsarepeopletoo:

lampsarepeopletoo:

lampsarepeopletoo:

lampsarepeopletoo:

im going to go on omegle with a shoe on my head and see how people react

this guy isnt taking any of my shit

THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER

i found my soulmate

I ship it

you mean you found your

SOLEMATE

Did someone promo me?!

theonsdick:

um, OH MY GOD

blackbruise:

I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re who that person is thinking of when they can’t even form coherent sentences. You’re on that person’s mind when they have the motor skills of an infant, that’s pretty fucking awesome if you ask me.

crosbysuckz:

So they bullshit for as long as they could take it and then pull an all-nighter to salvage 60% of a season.

Let’s talk about how the NHL is actually every college student in America?

dontkillchic:

aluminumapples:

dontkillchic:

holyjazspers:

dontkillchic:

DOES FANNY MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN AMERICA BECAUSE PEOPLE DO NOT “SHAKE THEIR FANNY” HERE OKAY THEY JUST DONT

wait what does fanny mean in england

VAGINA

in america fanny means butt because we don’t have vaginas. the government refuses to acknowledge their existence.

hands over ownership of this post 2 u

editorialhedgehog:

brainlessandbackwards:

brainlessandbackwards:

Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore

#wrath of Pluto

Actually, Pluto was the Roman’s name for Hades. They named a planet after a god of the dead then revoked its planetary status and thought everything would be okay. You fools

hiddles-love:

loki-thedoctor-hobbits-in221b:

do-you-remember-none-of-that:

gossow4ever:

dontgigglesherlock:

its-usually-subtext:

thorki-hiddlesworth:

tugamaggie:

mylastchances:

hammer-in-my-pants:

LET YOUR POWER SHINE

Make the clock reverse



Bring back what once was mine 



Heal what has been hurt



Change the fates design

 

Save what has been lost



Bring back what once was mine



What once was mine

 

THIS WAS MEANT TO BE FUNNY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

ACTUAL TEARS.  You have my actual tears on your hands goddammit.

I HADN’T EVEN FINISHED LAUGHING YET GOD

Literally my reaction:

And then I cried

You didn’t have to!

Fucks sake, dude.  This went from funny to heart-wrenchingly sad in the space of ten seconds.

go sit in the corner and think of what you have just done